John Green: Most predictably fantastic father ever.
(Source: lobstercardigan)
IS IT A FRIEND CRUSH
OR IS IT A REAL CRUSH
Aluna the dik dik is only 8 inches tall.
She didn’t bond with her mother, so she’s being raised by hand by the luckiest zookeeper ever at the Chester Zoo.
OHHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD
I WANT A DIK DIK
AND THE BEST PARENT AWARD GOES TO: JOHN GREEN
(Source: huntersonahotelbed)
Oh Robert. I love thee
leadership academy time bitches!!!!
My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests
*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds
i cant believe i lived through being 12
12 years later and I’m still waiting for this to be invented.
TOM HIDDLESTON: THE LIFE RUINER. Loki’d Outtakes!
(Source: born--for--this)
Everyone knows this is the scariest fucking moment in a cross country race. You’re so nervous you could literally pee yourself.
If you didn’t cut last night, I’m proud of you.
If you didn’t purge last night, I’m proud of you.
If you ate something last night, I’m proud of you.
If you calmed yourself down during an anxiety attack, I’m proud of you.
If you didn’t let the bullies get to you, I’m proud of you.
If you stayed alive for another night, I’m proud of you.
